ClearlyFake Unlikely 1234 Elm St. Unit 64 Anytown USA 12345 123-456-7890 notmyreal@email.com http://www.exerciseforthereader.org/ automated test system design and construction data analysis image and statistical analysis GUI programming real-time process monitoring Matlab Visual Studio Eclipse Java XML and XSL C real-time optical and electrical process monitoring Linux/Unix scripting and system administration simple mechanical design via 2D CAD proposal writing and assessment Hewlett-Packard Laboratories advanced development engineer 1997 present intuitive wireless device discovery and association protocol research real-time image capture and analysis system for continuous-feed fabrication process using Matlab GUI front-end and custom camera installation development of automated optical test system for data storage application designed, built and created software for an optical microscope video-camera system housed inside a vacuum chamber created GUI-based image capture software in Matlab on Windows suitable for naive users authored a GUI-based microscopy image analysis software package created browser-based lab notebook application for technicians in Perl co-wrote NSF-funded proposal with U.C. Davis on magnetic particle biosensing created Visual Studio automated test system that determined optimal optical recording parameters Matlab-controlled continuous-process web inspection system excerpt from report to the U.S. Display Consortium Electronic detection of reversible optical recording on diodes Jpn. J. Appl. Phys. 45, 2580 (2006) Nanomechanical Detection of DNA Melting on Microcantilevers Anal. Chem. 78, 7104 (2006) Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory staff scientist 1992 1997 development of novel magnetic sensors for data storage and landmine detection purposes optimization of sensor materials for linearity and sensitivity Built and programmed automated deposition and test systems for magnetic recording heads using Forth and Visual Studio pioneered new patented landmine detection method co-PI of Army-funded proposal on using magnetoresistive sensors for unexploded ordnance and landmine detection published menu-driven Forth-based magnetometer-control software used by groups outside LLNL Unexploded Ordnance Detection using Imaging GMR Sensor Arrays UXO Forum 1997 Cryogenically Cooled Multiple Substrate Holder for High Vacuum Rev. Sci. Instr., 1994 Apparatus and method for imaging metallic objects using an array of giant magnetoresistive sensors 6,124,712 Naval Research Laboratory National Research Council postdoctoral fellow 1989 1992 UCSC Extension 2008 2009 Linux: Embedded Design and Programming Comprehensive Java Programming XML and Java Python for Programmers Object-Oriented Analysis and Design Linux Device Drivers TechShop 2006 2007 Basic Lathe Basic and Intermediate Mill Carbon Fiber Lay-up Laser Cutting and Marking 2006 2006 Edward Tufte Presenting Data and Information New England Biolabs Molecular Biology Summer Workshop 2004 2004 Massachusetts Institute of Technology 1983 1988 Ph.D. physics Dartmouth College 1979 1983 B.A. physics Visiting Committee, University of Puerto Rico Institute for Functional Nanomaterials 2008 2010 Member, Defense Science Study Group, Institute for Defense Analyses 2002 2003 8 issued patents and over 30 refereed publications Editorial Board, Annual Review of Materials Research 1994 1999 Author of Wikipedia articles on technical topics like "ohmic contact" and "spontaneous magnetization" enthusiastic user and supporter of open-source software U.S. citizen bicycle commuter and racer MIT Club of Northern California officer Maker Faire exhibitor Instructables author